No...No!...NO!!!

Holy Hannah! has the summer gone fast. Well, in my blog world, anyway. In my real world time seems to be moving in slow motion. We have done so much, and nothing all at the same time! We celebrated Joey's 2nd birthday. The boys have been going to T-Ball/Baseball every Saturday. We have started to accumulate all the necessary paraphernalia for school that is starting in a month. Jack has recently had his training wheels taken off of his bike and is cruising around the neighborhood like an old pro! He scares me with the athletic prowess he shows already. James is spending a lot of time with Phineas and Ferb...but the one who takes the cake is my precious angel baby Joey. Let's see....what is there to say about the youngest of My Three Sons.



The boy is hell on wheels right now. Seriously. Someone come and babysit for a while. This child can move with such lightning speed, I CANNOT keep up with him. Maybe it is old age...or maybe he is going to set a land speed record someday, but the SECOND I *think* I have distracted him from destroying some part of the house HE IS ON TO SOMETHING ELSE. Here is a synopsis of the verbiage used with Joseph....all in one day:

• Joseph, we will have breakfast in a minute. Please do not climb on the shelves for that box of cereal.
  
• Joey...I said put down the box of cereal!
  
• NO NO! Do NOT climb to the ceiling on the shelving unit!
  
• NO! You CANNOT swing from the ceiling fan!
  
• You MAY NOT open that box of cereal!
  
• JOEY! PLEASE do not dump the entire box of cereal on the floor!
  
• JOSEPH! If you are going to dump the cereal on the floor, at least help me off of the shelving! I am stuck up here from trying to get you down!
  
• JOSEPH ROBERT! DO NOT stick your PB&J sandwich to the sliding glass door!
  
• No I do not think it is funny that you can write your name in peanut butter on the window!
  
• Joey...you are FAR too little to be climbing up on the counter.
  
• NO! Air freshener is NOT to play with! You CANNOT climb up to get it!
  
• NO NO! The dog will go blind if you spray air freshener in his eyes!
  
• JOSEPH! You may NOT dump out the garbage can on the floor!
  
• You CANNOT force feed the dog a moldy green bean!
  
• NO NO!! YOU CANNOT EAT ONE EITHER!
  
• Joey...you need to put your diaper back on..and how did you get naked so quickly?!?!
  
• No Joseph...the potty is THAT WAY!
  
• JOSEPH! DO NOT TINKLE IN THE LIVING ROOM!
  
• JOSEPH ROBERT LINGE!! YOU HAD BETTER NOT SQUAT RIGHT THERE!
  
• If you laugh at me one more time young man, you are going to be in BIG trouble!

Is it any wonder that I have a temper tantrum every night about 5 pm! If someone could spare a tranquilizer......ahem.....I would really appreciate it!