TOP 5 WAYS YOU KNOW YOU
ARE A MOM!
1) You can create a monster trap out
of plastic bags and tape in order to ease the worries of a 5 year
old.
2) You go to the world's largest shopping mall
and all you come home with is 4 pairs of Baby Gap socks for the 2 year old, a
bag of train shaped cookie cutters for the 5 year old and Beartie Bott's Every
Flavor Beans for the 7 year old who is reading Harry Potter. And a book on how
to survive raising three boys.
3) Even though you are so sunburned
you look like a piece of fried chicken, you still gather your children and go to
a water park.
4) You play bingo until your ears bleed for family game
night.
5) You take a 10 minute, stroke inducing, horror filled ride
down a water slide to show how much fun they are. TO YOUR KIDS
