Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Top 5...

TOP 5 WAYS YOU KNOW YOU ARE A MOM!

1) You can create a monster trap out of plastic bags and tape in order to ease the worries of a 5 year old.

2) You go to the world's largest shopping mall and all you come home with is 4 pairs of Baby Gap socks for the 2 year old, a bag of train shaped cookie cutters for the 5 year old and Beartie Bott's Every Flavor Beans for the 7 year old who is reading Harry Potter. And a book on how to survive raising three boys.

3) Even though you are so sunburned you look like a piece of fried chicken, you still gather your children and go to a water park.

4) You play bingo until your ears bleed for family game night.

5) You take a 10 minute, stroke inducing, horror filled ride down a water slide to show how much fun they are. TO YOUR KIDS

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